Vive Patsy: A Pop Culture Life Lead by Pat Lambert

Madonna…. WHO ARE YOU? This is the most uncertain look. She’s not being a performer, like Lady Gaga, nor an icon like an Oscar’s look. What is she thinking?  If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Kate Winslet looks like an orchid or a french lamp. She’s PERFECT. SIMPLE STRIKING FIERCE AND FIRM. The most beautiful woman we’ve ever seen.

Debra Messing fills it out too much. The look is too large and dowdy it does nothing for he great complexion and awesome hair. Our new SMASH Lucille Ball should have made a better choice.  If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Zooey Deschanel is Extra Terrestrial… AWFUL LOOK. The bangs with the longer side curl hair is dreadful, the lime to neon green with the black silk looks like a radioactive crackhead sneezed on my black silk kerchief. WRONG WRONG WRONG.  If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Charlize Theron is an icon who burns your eyes to look at. How long did they wax her legs to make it shine like that. She’s striking, sexy, appealing and beautiful with a simple but powerful look that works her body perfectly.  If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Evan Rachel Wood makes an interesting choice with changing colors and fabrics, but it’s a scaly reptilian look that doesn’t compliment her figure or face. If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Salma Hayek takes Tron somewhere else… it’s a bold boxy construction that looks fanstastic though not sure how everyone will feel.  If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Nicole Kidman looks stunning and timeless. She’s done this dress wrong many times, matching neutral colors with her skin, but the golden bedazzles lead us up and down a stunning iconic body.  If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Helen Mirren is a winner. Fantastic royal blue with a great bust and waist. Aging with sex appeal like none other. Judi Dench has lots to learn.  If you’re a pop culture pundit, what do you think?

Michelle Williams had a busy week with Marlyn that she didn’t have time to pick a dress. This is a night out for drinks, not your winning dress.